MY ALIEN LIFE
#1 in Sometimes Stories
by J. Martain
Author's note: I figure we all need a quick read once in a while, and I hope you enjoy this first story in my new series. Each work will have its own flavor, though you may notice some common threads, gluten-free breadcrumbs, or Easter eggs... Just sayin'.
My Alien Life
"My mother was a no-nonsense woman. If it wasn’t in the Bible or on Jerry Springer, then it couldn’t happen. Of course, there’s a lot of freaky stuff in the Good Book, with ladders to heaven and angels with animal faces and such. And crazy, muckraking talk shows probably aren’t the best yardstick for anything short of how depraved humans can be.
But the point is that when she was abducted by aliens and impregnated with me, she had some trouble processing. I’m pretty sure Jerry actually covered that one, but I guess she missed the show that day. TiVo hadn’t been invented yet, just in case you’re wondering. Trust me, if it had, she’d have been all over that."
— Lynette, My Alien Life